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Colon Cleanser 2002

Posted on 12:08 AM | By KatieSham | In

So I was at Walmart on Saturday with my mom. She was picking up some groceries and I was looking for some Vitamin E for...something she's doing.

So as I'm looking around for what she needed, a box caught my eye, with a very..nasty looking picture printed on the front.
At first glance it looked a little like a worm on this box, but from closer investigation, I realized it was not a worm, but it was in fact a colon.

Now, I'm smart enough to know that no one has a pretty colon. But that's why you don't stick it on a box. And if you do, lie about what it looks like.

So this is what I saw first, the sign above the display:













Now, not only is the worm like colon on the box a turn off, look at the people on the sign. Is this the 80s? I don't think so. And I'm all for equality, equal representation, all of that. But really?
AND WHAT is up with the on the left? She looks a little too happy to have her "Colon Cleanser 2002" if you know what I mean...and I'm sure you all know what I mean.

And here, is what the actual box looks like:













THAT, my friends, is disgusting, you would have to pay ME to get that. Yuck.
That's just bad advertising, is that the best they can do? A worm like colon?
And don't even get me started with the name...


And this pen also made me laugh. Not so much bad advertising, but just...













I mean, I personally thought that was kind of...odd. And I love medical..stuff. But that's just a little weird for my taste. And I'm pretty sure most moms don't want their kids walking around with that...OH, and this was in the teacher's store...hm...


But that's all for now.

-Katie

Comments (2)

I want that pen!!
But do you think that that would be school appropriate?

Another most important benefit of bowel cleansing is the avoiding of colon cancer. If one’s family has a history of colon cancer than the individual can perform a routine cleansing of his colon at least once every year so that would serve as an excellent preventative measure to take as it helps to keep up the smooth running of colon.

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